Shemp -- Shemp is a drinking Juggernaught. His ability frightens and confuses other members of Kegerator.net. He combines being overcompetitive with raging alcoholism...much different from the raging drunkenness that scooter displays, for Shemps disposition is a result of genetics. Many of the members of Kegerator.net believe him to be a genetically engineered superfreak, who was unleashed upon the general population by the U.S Government. Fortunately for Shemp, he does not live under the roof of Kegerator.net headquarters, otherwise members would be placing bets in Vegas to see what would happen first for Shemp...300 lbs or death...?

Johnny Digits -- Strapped with an empty bladder, and even more empty head....Johnny Digits brings complete babrbarism and the will to win to the table. Yet to medal, Digits puts together some of the best one night stands to Kegerator.net headquarters, and I don't mean women either. This freak crushes mere mortals in a single pound. This man would rather die than lose in a one night Kegstand. His only weakness is his unwillingness to give up his car keys when completely blasted....We usually have to trick him into his cage and throw fish heads at him in order to prevent him from driving.

Ghettofabulous -- Known for his powerful binge drinking, G-fab as he is affectionatley called once performed an incredible feat of alcoholism. The man had a 72 hour drinking binge at one of his favorite University watering holes, and performed the song "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter on Karaoke, much to the delight of spectators. G-fab has a peculiar weakness in which he can be taken over in both body and mind by the evil "Jimsteve". You would never think that this is the same person, but it seems to suck the life force from him, and with it, the ability to defend himself in all out keg assaults. Despite this weakness, G-fab holds the record for most beers from a keg, and is continually a threat to win a keg. He was also crowned champion of the first ever Friday Night Keg Fight.

BareMetal -- BareMetal is capable at taking on the world one minute, and then on the wagon the next. A confusing man, one never knows what version of him will show up. It could be Hotlips the sleeping drunk, Barely Mental a master that once got shot down 18 times by 18 different girls in one night (still a record), or the well established and in control drunkard BareMetal as known by his fans. Baremetal has yet to attain a medal in competition, but we all know the beast is lurking within him somewhere, just waiting to be unleashed. And when it is...look out...

Wyatt -- Known for his disappearing act, Wyatt, or Houdini as he is beginning to be known as, may not be much of a threat to win a keg, but it is always entertaining to watch him try. Like the "Little Engine Who Could", Wyatt tries with all his might, and usually has a good showing. His weakness lies in his weight. He has the nerve to show up in shape, while the rest of the Kegerator.net clan binge on pizza and the life blood beer. He claims to be fat and out of shape like the rest of us, but we know he goes home and runs a million miles and eats rice cakes. Despite this...we accept him as one of our own, and feel we will convert him in time.