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Aries
 – The first sign of the zodiac, you are a bold leader in the pursuit of alcoholism. You are great at taking on new tasks, but terrible at completing them due to incessant hangovers. A great warrior, you confront conflict,which seems to follow you everywhere with a fiery shot of booze, and a mighty right hook. Your friends view you as intense, even when stumbling drunk, slurring, and missing the couch while attempting to pass out. You are impulsive, energetic, and insane, which allows for miraculous abilities of binge drinking. You are the cause for concern among universities worldwide;as you raise the binge-drinking statistic ten fold single handedly.
Libra
 - The seventh sign of the zodiac you are the Statesman, or Manager.You are a very hard worker, and concentrate very well during the workweek,but when the weekend comes, you are one lazy ass mother, unless Libra comes in and fucks up the vibe on Saturday morning. The perfectionist you are always attempting to attain the “perfect” number of beers from a keg...”69”. Great with manners, you always manage to say, “excuse me” when farting or belching.
Taurus
 – The second sign of the zodiac, you are not the automobile produced by Ford Motor Company that saved the company from bankruptcy. You are the builder or producer. You are very systematic in your drinking. You are the type to lie in the brush and wait for your moment to mount an assault against keg foes. You are warm hearted even when drunk, and are usually the one bailing Aries from jail while everybody else either laughs,or sleeps off last nights hangover. You are also known to be very musical,and enjoy banging on empty trashcans, or making musical fart noises with your armpits. You are responsible for production, something every kegaholic despises. You tend to ruin Saturday morning for everyone, due to being so motivated. I hate you. DIE TAURUS!
Scorpio
 – The eighth sign of the zodiac you are not named for a wiley bo-hunk stud from a soap opera. Instead, you are the Governor or Inspector.Very indepenent, you don’t like people interfering with your binge drinking.Drinking alone is an art, and you are the master of it. Very passionate about all you do, you are very aggressive, and others would be wise to stay out of your way when you are trying to log a new beer. You are the master of your will, and you are telling your will to get another beer…so be it.
Gemini
 – The third sign of the zodiac, you are the artist or inventor.People are amazed by your ability to create beer can pyramids, and even more amazed when you replace that talent with creating beer keg pyramids in the back yard. Your superior talent that no one can seem to understand enables you to bring property values down when you move into a neighborhood.Often exuberant and intellectual, when not creating poop murals on the side of your house, you can be found arguing over the importance of binge drinking in America with local politicians and priests, or reading the
new issue of “High Times”.
Sagitarius
 – The ninth sign of the zodiac you are the Sage or Counselor.People often come to you for advice and you steer them right….right to the kegerator that is. All answers are found at the bottom of a keg, just like a fortune cookie. Always trying to find reason in everything that presents itself, you often drink yourself to oblivion in frustration. This is especially true if you are male and you are trying to find reason in your female mate. Get this Sagitarius! There is no reason in women! Your analytical thought also brings people down who enjoy making their
bodies look twent years older from excessive drinking. Back off man! You’re eing a downer. Just enjoy the kegerator.
Cancer
 – The fourth sign of the zodiac, you are named for a big crab, and your name is synonymous with something that kills people, “The Big C”. You are truly special. Patient, sensitive, and motherly, many see you as a just a big ball lacking pussy. But those who understand you know you are. Despite that, they appreciate the fact that you look over your friends when they are blithering drunks. Being the sensitive one, people tire of your whining and just wish you would shut up and drink your beer.Being very prophetic as well, you can always predict the order in which your friends will pass out. You also, use the toilet bowl filled with
vomit as your crystal ball.
Capricorn
 – The tenth sign of the zodiac you are the Priest or Ambassador.You spread the news of alcoholic fun and preach to those who don’t understand it. A valuable tool to the cause of kegerator, you are forgiven for otherwise being boring and respecting authority too much. Very nastolgic, you are often comparing keg stats to those of other older, inferior sports. Very reserved, you may not be on the leader board of kegerator, rather dwelling at the bottom with other bottom feeding rookies. You are prone to wet dreams of someday being kegerator champ.
Leo
 – The fifth sign of the zodiac you are the “King” or “President”.
You are generous, and always buying at the bar or kegerator. You are a special find for those hoping to mooch some booze off someone. Always the center of attention, you often announce when you are going to fart,or pound a beer, and demand applause afterwards. A great companion, in your drunken stooper, you often propose to the kegerator, or any girl that looks like it.
Aquarius
 – The eleventh sign of the zodiac you are known as the Truth
Seeker or the Scientist. Constantly probing for information, most people don’t like you standing too closely behind them. You are very broad-minded and a kegerator member’s true dream for family and friends. A bit too humane for your own good, you may propel others to stop drinking before they completely embarrass themselves. You are ruled by Uranus, and spend much time on the toilet.
Virgo
 – The sixth sign of the zodiac you are the Craftsman or Critic.
You are known for you openness in your opinions, and you are not afraid to tell old women their boobs sag and u can see the teeth marks from their still breastfeeding three year-olds, or when their moustache is just a little too thick. While very intelligent, your actions often contradict that. When drinking, you tend to run your mouth and make up words like Jesse Jackson. Very organized and methodical, you know exactly how many beers you will drink from the kegerator and what time you will drink them.
Pisces

 – The twelfth sign of the zodiac you are known as the Poet or interpreter.Very sensitive, you are always whining about how unlucky you are. You are often in contention for a keg, but often fall out due to a case of “bad luck binging”. In actuality it isn’t bad luck at all. It is actually because you don’t have the dedication or ambition to become the worlds greatest. Lazy at everything in life, you would be a prime candidate for gold medallist if you were not such a loser.
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